April 2010
yunzi:
hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.
Your heart is both drunk and a kid.
– Marshall, to Ted, HIMYM 5.20 (via howimetyourmothersource) (via pormitripa)
textsfromlastnight:
(708): She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
textsfromlastnight:
(646): I’m making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars…i wrote “FOR CAB ONLY” on a $20 last night.